Instructions for men on how to get divorced while playing pickleball with your wife.

I read this the other day and it made me laugh because it is so true for ME and my husband Barry.

And although some say that Pickleball is the greatest sport ever invented by a couple from Washington, it’s also one of the easiest ways for men to get a divorce from their wonderful wives:

1 – Remind your wife to come up to the kitchen line when you’re on the return.

They love being told this every point.

“Sweetie, come up!”

“Come up!”

“You’re too far back…come up by me!”

“Up here, babe!”

“Babe?”

“Come up to the kitchen!”

And then eventually…

“Dammit, I said get up to the line!!!!”

When it gets to this point, you go home to an AirBnB in an Über and don’t see the kids for a while.

For some reason a lot of women aren’t keen on playing pickleball at the net, but don’t let that prevent you from mansplaining your way into a legal separation.

2 – Remind them to stay OUT of the kitchen

You can say something like:

“Sweetie I haven’t seen you in the kitchen this much since before we got married!“

That’s hilarious.

No one has ever made that joke before.

Your wife is going to get a big kick out of it.

3 – Do really well with the neighborhood single when you switch up teams.

Affairs are rampant in pickleball communities.

It all starts when you kick trash with your new partner.

Let’s say…you don’t have to remind your new partner to come up to the line every time.

Or let’s say…she slams one on a game-point for the win, and you and her perform a sort of complicated handshake that has several steps that culminates in the two of you jumping in the air and “side-bumping”…

Call your lawyer.“